Its funny.
I feel the excitement of finding an old friend online, I send a messge, and then no response. Odd….Must have not clicked send. I’ll send another…..and I wait…..and wait….
Oh look…nope..not him.
Wait! I have mail…oh…Russian brides, yeah you did your market research buddy…Im all about a russian bride, are they male?? Nope…
Odd…I can see you read the email, why dont you respond? I thought we had something special, a friendship that transcended the BS.
I guess not.
Oh look new email, I can take a pill to get larger…….
Humph, just what I need to be… larger. Coulda sworn I had a shirt in my closet that says Im huge in Japan.
Sadly there are no magic pills to make everything better. Shame…I really could use a fuckitall.
