Just A Bear Blog

So why is it Mondays are so inclined to suck?

I get in my car to head to work and I am pulled over two blocks from home.  Great…OK, I can do this.  I get the usual, “Do you know why I pulled you over?”  Quick check running through my head, ok swerved so I didn’t hit the old lady, no animals stuck to my grill, I haven’t went far enough to hit a light yet, so no…  Can’t say that I do.

 You’ve got a headlight out…SON; let me start with one of my biggest pet peeves…the word son.  Are you mah daddah??  No…  So don’t FARKING CALL ME SON!  Ok so force a smile and say thank you….never mind his crotch is in my window and I could seriously see myself grabbing a handful with a twist to see how quickly the fkr drops to his knees…but no…  I must behave.  Oh really officer?  Must have just happened.  I’ll get right on that at my lunch hour from work.  Make nice, smile, and go to work now.

I get two blocks down the road and another F’n cop pulls me over.  Now for those that know me I am a pro cop supporter, but this is really trying my nerves…

I only have one other pet peeve that will get ya hit and that’s calling me BOY.  I am no one’s boy.  Must control fist o’ death.  Ok force a smile I still have time to get to work.  Smiling I look up and ok your hot so I guess the temper can ease off a bit.  Ok get to work that’s my internal mantra.  Thank cop nod and pretend to be concerned.  It’s a freaking headlight and its near daylight so please just let me go.

Ya know I can give ya a ticket?  Really fucking give me a ticket just let me go!  I have to get to work!

Smile, nod, smile, don’t kill the guy, smile…ok let me go…yay we’re driving to work now….

Lunch rolls around and its 45 mins to change the damn bulb, my hands are cut, and I’m in a mood.

Gotta love Mondays.